modern angst story
i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.
My parents believe that I’m the only teenager that: is lazy, stays up late, has a messy room, lives on their laptop & is constantly texting.
The best thing about pregnant women is the free Wi-Fi
my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide